Issy, Lake Cottage Elf
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
3:21PM - [On the dock at Lake Cottage]
Miss Lily!
Miss Lily, you is coming back from the lake and you is hurrying back too. We is only going to Mistress De Vries and we is not going near the lake with all its shaking and hissing and Master Scorpius will be wanting to be swimming in the water like always if you is going... Oh, now is you seeing!?
Issy was saying!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
11:57PM - [Conversation in the foyer at Lake Cottage]
Mr Akrash is to be waiting here, sir, is to be waiting very quietly with his iron box while Issy is getting Master Draco.
Mr Akrash is not to be talking or walking about as Master Draco is wanting his visit to be very quiet and secret-like. Master Draco will be coming down himself with the key for to be opening the box from Dr Telugu.
Shh! Mr Akrash is to be quietly waiting.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
10:30PM - In a darkened Lake Cottage conservatory
Dobby? Dobby is you here?
Saturday, February 28, 2009
10:14PM - In the Library of Lake Cottage
*pop*
Master Professor!
He is taking MASTER DRACO!
Friday, September 12, 2008
7:54PM - WWW's Tricksy Little Recorder (Now In New Shapes!): Transcript 1
*BEEP!*
Issy is not liking it. She is not liking it. Master Harry will not be being happy with Issy at all.
Is you working, little machine? You is beeping one time and time and you is still blue and Master Draco was saying...
*BEEP BEEP!*
...
Hello?
...
Issy is taking you in then because she is a good elf and is doing what her Master tells her and Master Draco is being her very first proper Master. Oh but Master Harry will be knowing and he will be looking sad at Issy and...
*sound of door closing and mingled voices*
Sunday, August 24, 2008
3:37PM - FLOO CALL: Professor Slughorn
Professor Horace Slughorn, sir, Issy of Lake Cottage is asking for you!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
11:02PM - FLOO CALL: Headmaster's Office, Hogwarts
Master Professor Snape you is coming quickly! Master Draco...
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
10:39PM - In the second guest bedroom at Lake Cottage
Ipso's Manic Mummy Monitoring Charm - five minute non-attendance audio activation
11:52AM - Origami squid note: Mistlethwaite
I'm having a guest for mahjong.
A jug of gin and tonics, with lime. A bucket of ice. And flowers. Whites and pinks. Astrid's of course, they'll arrange everything.
My son's elf can serve, I think. It's not an event likely to be improved by your sniffing. Send her out while you attend to the food. Something light. I feel like spring.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
11:29PM - Loud whisper in the library floo: Harry Potter
Master Harry Potter, sir!
You is being making Master Draco unhappy and you should be stopping that right now.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
9:46PM - Floo call: Headmaster Dumbledore's office
Issy is so very sorry but she is calling and asking to speak to Master Draco because Master Professor Snape is saying she must!
Friday, November 16, 2007
3:31PM - a elf's life [filter: friends]
Issy was so very bad not to be writing to Master Draco when he said to be writing to him but Issy was doing so many other things and there was Old Mistlethwaite to be shooing away from Master Professor Snape when he was breaking things and carrying on and there was the other naughty bad Draco who is not belonging to Lake Cottage and Lake Cottage shifting and closing things and hiding things away all the time it was being so angry and all the nasty biting ladies in the lake always breaking and slithernig and dripping in every place and Lake Cottage creaking so the dust and the beetles were everywhere and there was being no time but Issy should have been making time and now Master Professor Snape is hurt because Master Draco did not know about Draco who is not belonging to Lake Cottage and it is all Issy's fault!
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Saturday, October 20, 2007
10:08PM - Floo Call: Luna Lovegood
Miss Luna? Miss Luna of Oddswallow Hollow?
It is being Issy of Lake Cottage!
Oh, Miss Luna is helping please!