Issy, Lake Cottage Elf

Saturday, October 8, 2011

11:37PM - Private Post: Issy Has Three Brass Buttons

They is coming from Master Scorpius's little dark blue suit but Master Draco is saying Master Scorpius will not be wearing that little suit again.

Issy is putting them on her little dresser Master Draco is giving her for Yule. One. Two. Three. Tiny buttons. They is being very pretty and they is making Issy very sad. All the big children is being home tomorrow morning for a party but Issy cannot be properly enjoying it. She will wear her best red cloak as Master Draco is giving her years ago when Master Scorpius is born but she will still not be feeling happy.

Issy is missing all her babies.

Friday, October 8, 2010

7:39PM - Phoenix post: Draco Malfoy

Dear Master Mr Draco Malfoy of Lake Cottage,

Issy of Lake Cottage is writing a letter to you as instructed to be saying if there is anything happens at all while Master Draco is being away on his birthday trip.

There is terrible things happening in the wardrobes and chests but only being with scarves and Issy is quite all right handling them. Lake Cottage and Issy is just agreeing that no wardrobes and chests is opening until everything is stopped being silly and for certainly not even if Miss Lily is wanting to play snakes.

Is Sincerely Being
Issy of Lake Cottage

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

12:00AM - Phoenix Post: Dobby Working at ELFS

Dobby Who is Working at ELFS

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If Dobby is not doing it soon Issy will be saying it herself.

There is a bowl in the kitchen for sharing if Dobby is not too stupid to come and be sharing it.

Issy of Lake Cottage

Current mood: busy

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

3:21PM - [On the dock at Lake Cottage]

Miss Lily!

Miss Lily, you is coming back from the lake and you is hurrying back too. We is only going to Mistress De Vries and we is not going near the lake with all its shaking and hissing and Master Scorpius will be wanting to be swimming in the water like always if you is going... Oh, now is you seeing!?

Issy was saying!

Current mood: worried

Thursday, October 8, 2009

11:57PM - [Conversation in the foyer at Lake Cottage]

Mr Akrash is to be waiting here, sir, is to be waiting very quietly with his iron box while Issy is getting Master Draco.

Mr Akrash is not to be talking or walking about as Master Draco is wanting his visit to be very quiet and secret-like. Master Draco will be coming down himself with the key for to be opening the box from Dr Telugu.

Shh! Mr Akrash is to be quietly waiting.

Current mood: annoyed

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

10:30PM - In a darkened Lake Cottage conservatory

Dobby? Dobby is you here?

Saturday, February 28, 2009

10:14PM - In the Library of Lake Cottage

*pop*

Master Professor!

He is taking MASTER DRACO!

Current mood: afraid

Friday, September 12, 2008

7:54PM - WWW's Tricksy Little Recorder (Now In New Shapes!): Transcript 1

*BEEP!*

Issy is not liking it. She is not liking it. Master Harry will not be being happy with Issy at all.

Is you working, little machine? You is beeping one time and time and you is still blue and Master Draco was saying...


*BEEP BEEP!*

...

Hello?

...

Issy is taking you in then because she is a good elf and is doing what her Master tells her and Master Draco is being her very first proper Master. Oh but Master Harry will be knowing and he will be looking sad at Issy and...

*sound of door closing and mingled voices*

Current mood: worried

Sunday, August 24, 2008

3:37PM - FLOO CALL: Professor Slughorn

Professor Horace Slughorn, sir, Issy of Lake Cottage is asking for you!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

11:02PM - FLOO CALL: Headmaster's Office, Hogwarts

Master Professor Snape you is coming quickly! Master Draco...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

10:39PM - In the second guest bedroom at Lake Cottage

Ipso's Manic Mummy Monitoring Charm - five minute non-attendance audio activation

11:52AM - Origami squid note: Mistlethwaite

I'm having a guest for mahjong.

A jug of gin and tonics, with lime. A bucket of ice. And flowers. Whites and pinks. Astrid's of course, they'll arrange everything.

My son's elf can serve, I think. It's not an event likely to be improved by your sniffing. Send her out while you attend to the food. Something light. I feel like spring.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

11:29PM - Loud whisper in the library floo: Harry Potter

Master Harry Potter, sir!

You is being making Master Draco unhappy and you should be stopping that right now.

Current mood: cross
Current music: Master Draco crying

Saturday, November 17, 2007

9:46PM - Floo call: Headmaster Dumbledore's office

Issy is so very sorry but she is calling and asking to speak to Master Draco because Master Professor Snape is saying she must!

Friday, November 16, 2007

3:31PM - a elf's life [filter: friends]

Issy was so very bad not to be writing to Master Draco when he said to be writing to him but Issy was doing so many other things and there was Old Mistlethwaite to be shooing away from Master Professor Snape when he was breaking things and carrying on and there was the other naughty bad Draco who is not belonging to Lake Cottage and Lake Cottage shifting and closing things and hiding things away all the time it was being so angry and all the nasty biting ladies in the lake always breaking and slithernig and dripping in every place and Lake Cottage creaking so the dust and the beetles were everywhere and there was being no time but Issy should have been making time and now Master Professor Snape is hurt because Master Draco did not know about Draco who is not belonging to Lake Cottage and it is all Issy's fault!

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Current mood: ashamed
Current music: Masters arguing

Saturday, October 20, 2007

10:08PM - Floo Call: Luna Lovegood

Miss Luna? Miss Luna of Oddswallow Hollow?

It is being Issy of Lake Cottage!

Oh, Miss Luna is helping please!